Saturday, August 18, 2007
had a great chat with love qian last nitez!!!we chatted everything under e sun!!nice feelin..=)) hope we gonna have more of such chat in e future!!!..
feelin terrible nn lousy now..totally in no mood to study..if only now is not exam period....shall control my emotion..CHEESE!!!
something to laugh abt to de stress!!!
Man comes home, finds his wife with his friend in bed.
He shoots his friend to death.Wife says, "If you behave like this, you will lose ALL your friends".
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Small Boy wrote to Santa Claus," send me a brother"
Santa wrote back, " SEND ME YOUR MOTHER"
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What is the definition of Mistress?
Someone between the Mister and Mattress
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Husband asks , "Do u know the meaning of 'W I F E'?
Wife replies,? " With Idiot For Ever !!!"
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Three Feelings:
What's the difference between stress, tension and panic?
Stress is when wife is pregnant,
Tension is when girlfriend is pregnant, and
Panic is when both are pregnant.
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Teacher: u know the importance of period?
Kid: Ya, once my sister said she has missed one, my mom fainted, dad
got heart attack & our driver ran away.
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An old lady asked a man who is traveling with 6 children, "all these
kids yours?"
"No, I work in a condom factory & these are customer complaints."
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Sons asks difference between confidence and confidential Dad says, "you
are my son, i'm confident.
Your friend is also my son , that's confidential!"
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Mother to her teenage daughter: I think this is the right time we
should talk about sex.
Daughter (Excitingly) : Sure mom, tell me what do you want to know.
Mother Faints... --
here i go,bid my last farewell to u..
no more holdin on..
it ends on at e 2009 days..
no more linger..
i was still thinkin perhaps 1 day,
we cld visit ecp together
go there for cycling nn
had 1 whole day of fun..
not anymore..
i not gonna dream anymore..
time to WAKE UP from it
even if i don wish to..